Things Learned Today

Posted: Apr 15, 2009 | Posted by meganveit | Labels: , , ,

In the listing mood. More reminders to myself.

1. If you don't want to eat the cake, don't stand in the kitchen.
2. If you grab a bigger spoon, you will eat a bigger portion of peanut butter.
3. If you're writing a poem, do not include the word "midnight."
4. If there is a hair in your cup, you should not drink the coffee. Even if it is your own hair.

 

2 comments:

  1. rachel said...

    2. fuck you i'll eat my own hair when e'er I PLEASE!!!!!!

    if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. that's what #1 reminded me of. I used this phrase in my memoir. it'll make sense.

    when writing a poem, NEVER EVER WRITE ABOUT ALICE IN WONDERLAND, SHROOMS, KITTENS OR ANY COMBINATION OF THE TWO! JUST STOP NOW. NOW. now. that's what should be added to #3.

    p.s. shut the fuck up about peanut butter already.

     
  2. rachel said...

    3. or any combination of the three, i should say.

    i can count, i can.

     

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